Pirates

Arrrgh... I mean Aaaahhh...

Take your pick as cmu screened the most expensive porno ever made "PIRATES" in the main auditorium. It's part of a tradition where one film a year is advertised as TBA, and is a porn flick. Two years ago they screened a 3D movie (goggles and all). Admission is $1 and partly funded by our activities fee. Topic of great controversy here (graduate students protested).

Where do you stand on the matter? I personally would have gone to watch it, but I had a crazy physics exam the next day. Thanking my stars that I didn't have the exam in that auditorium (some people did).

http://kdka.com/topstories/local_story_333233527.html

The wierd part is I know the crazy pirate behind the camera.

Just so you know how expensive, it had an army of CG skeletons!

The Dubai Airshow

Kicked ass! Nothing like military aviation technology to get one on a high! Discussing miltech with folks from Northtrop Grumman, Boeing and Raytheon, along with those from MiG and Rosoboronexport was enlightning to say the least. Not to mention sitting inside the cockpits of the F-16, T-50, Eurofighter Typhoon, A380, AH-64A Apache, CH-47 Chinook, Dassault Falcon 2000, the EADS Mako HEAT.... ;)

Oh, and flying in training simulators was fun too.

Will post pictures once I convert them to a reasonable file size (8.0 MB, what were the people at Canon thinking?) Knowing my knack for getting things done in a hurry, this may take a few days, so dont hold your breath ;).

Until later chums.

PS. Apparently, theres no shortage of exclamation marks !

Bubbed

People, say hello to bub... who I believe made the first comment ever on my own blog. Bub, say hi to people.

DC++ is up!
The West Wing is back with a ratings boost!
There is no shortage of exclamation marks!

And the MPAA still sucks.

Damn you all!

i2hub is down!
arrested development has been cancelled!
exclamation marks are spreading like wildfire!

damn mpaa, fox and the oxford english dictionary!

COWS

*sings* Cows are F411ing from teh 5ky !
c0w5 4r3 falling fr0m the SKY !
[0\/\/$ @r3 F/\]_]_!]\[G Fr0/\/\ +3]-[ $]cY !!


yes... cows are falling from the sky
'tis the [/world]

can i request all contributors to this blog to send me a pic of themselves...jus tryin something out on photoshop for the blog..

thankee :-)

Calling the Spacefaker

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?

You showed up online the other day and just disappeared

Call me/email me/IM me or something you sod.

Abusemania

i love starting abuse contests.. theyre so.... CREATIVE!
what follows in not for the weak of heart.

so heres....
me and nova just going at it :)
the bes parts of the convos.... with some mild editing for better understanding

Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
cow
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
bhains
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
BHAINS
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
MOOOOOOOOOOOO

Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus just sent you a Nudge!

~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
ullooo
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
gadhe
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
sand
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
lol
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
err
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
saaand
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
hahahhahaha
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
lol
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
GOAT
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
PORCUPINE!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
pedophile!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
necromaniac
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
narcissist!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
YES!!!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
PRICKLY PEAR!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
aaaaaaaargh!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
my mom calls me that!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
HAHAHAHAH
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
u jit jackpot!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
*staggers to the ground wounded*
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
you cumbersome cucumber!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
u UNcumbersome cucumber!! u....PINPRICK!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
HAHAHAHAHHAA
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
you cuckolding claustrophobic clown clot!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
TRUNIP
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
TURNIP
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
pincushion!!!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
u stale bloodclot,used condom, ergomanical lazy lump of corruption!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
gah!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
LMAO



Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
BUG
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
GUB
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
lol
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
thats a bug on its back!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
about to be sqyusihed
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
>_<
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
B|________________________|G
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
thats a bug... already squishyd
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
potatoe without eyes



~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
ack! WHY am i so crude today!!??
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
gah!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
lol you could blame it on me
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
bull w/o horns
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
*blames it on om3n*
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
fish w/o fins
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
lol
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
parrot w/o squack
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
sheep without wool
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
stallion w/o balls
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
turnip without root!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
lol damn
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
score 1
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
yeah
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
bunny without a tail
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
hugh hefner w/o playboy
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
SCORE 2!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
ha
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
thats just 'single'...
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
lame
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
huh?
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
yeah u
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
hmph
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
three legged sandra bullock!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
flat chested catherine zeta jones!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
bee without wings!

You have just sent a Nudge!

Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
and eyes on its arse!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
MOSQUITO W/O STINGER






Sam has been added to the conversation.

Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
mosquito infested leech!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
heylo
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
boobie snatcher!
Sam says:
omen infested supernovas!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
ack!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
wat!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
?
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
the hell was that supposed to imply
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
hehehe
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
lol
Sam says:
nothing
Sam says:
whatsoever
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
hahah
Sam says:
/runs off to costco
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
u mean
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
supernova infested omens
Sam says:
or that
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
ahhahahah
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
adlled brain
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
brains of a crushed flea
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
stomped on roach mooshies
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
brains of egg yolk
Sam says:
YELLOW
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
PEACH
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
five day old cigarette stubs floating in water
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
COW
Sam says:
no no, YELLOW
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
yellow?
Sam says:
followed by
Sam says:
PORN
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
who's yellow?
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
7 day old toiilet water
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
huh?
Sam says:
porn's yellow
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
uncle flushy's tissue paper!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
i thought its blue *feels dumb*
Sam says:
you mean
Sam says:
uncle rishi mcfluffy
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
uncle flushy's wart infested ass
Sam says:
our new name for him
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
>_<
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
cradle snatcher
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
HAHAHAAH
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
maggot!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
father of cain!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
maggot eater!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
SHEEP HUMPER
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
*getting biblical now*
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
dirty goat humper!









Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
PLAGUE
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
dengue
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
foul breath
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
tartar
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
!!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
FLEA PENIS
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
who me?
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
lol
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
since when did i have a penis
Sam says:
...
Sam says:
it was rishi
Sam says:
he told us you did
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
>_<
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
really
Sam says:
wait
Sam says:
i wasn't supposed to mention that
Sam says:
was i?
Sam says:
not that it matters
Sam says:
at this point






Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
bat fur!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
lol
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
bat breath
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
owls faeces
Sam says:
and with that
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
bat crap
Sam says:
i shall make my exit
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
beat u to that!
Sam says:
must go to costco
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
turnip turd!
Sam says:
COSTCO
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
wts that?
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
wait
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
bye sam
Sam says:
COOOOSTCOOOO







Sam says:
/gone

Sam has left the conversation.

~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
okay then
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
resuming where we let off
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
parrot faced gurad dog
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
lol
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
shall we dance?
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
....
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
yes indeedy we shall
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
i would love to
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
hehehe
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
PARROT FACED TURD GUARD
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
lmao
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
oh well
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
sea urchin disowned sucker
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
LOCUST BRAIN
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
octopussy disowned pussy!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
leech disowned sucker
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
cross between lice and termite
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
sewage treatment refuse!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
cross btw maggot and protozoa
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
the thing that lives in dirty underwear!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
untreated sewage!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
the dirty underwear








~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
plucked chicken
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
lol
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
deaf rabbit!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
rusted doorknob
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
earwaxed wabbit
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
headless screw
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
screwless head
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
the most tantalizing kind
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
not from me
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
>_<
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
gotcha
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
nah
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
it was a pleasant thought while it lasted
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
:P
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
sheesh
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
BEAR FART
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
*rolls eyes*
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
gotcha
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
hardly!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
hard
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
since when did beAr fart become reason to score?







Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
mushy crouton
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
uncrisp crouton
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
peed-in-soup
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
snotteyed in pasta
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
the snot is very green and very sticky






Der König, Om3n HAPPY DIWALI!!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || HAPPY DIWALI!!! egg headed faggpot!! :P
Der König, Om3n fag headed crap-pot
Der König, Om3n :P
~SuPeRnOvA~ || haha fag headed?? their heads are distinct?? oops ! i forot! they prolly give the best heads :)
Der König, Om3n LOL
Der König, Om3n HAHAHAHAHHAH
~SuPeRnOvA~ || ;)
~SuPeRnOvA~ || yeahhh baby
~SuPeRnOvA~ || ;)
Der König, Om3n you seem to know a lot about these fag-headed peoples
~SuPeRnOvA~ || oooh what're u holdin in that pic ;)
Der König, Om3n how come so?
Der König, Om3n :P
Der König, Om3n nothing
Der König, Om3n thats just my hand
Der König, Om3n and the shadow on my closet
~SuPeRnOvA~ || coz when ur talkin to one its good to pretend like u know a lot about em
~SuPeRnOvA~ || :)
Der König, Om3n >_< owch
~SuPeRnOvA~ || ^o)
~SuPeRnOvA~ || awww
~SuPeRnOvA~ || poor faggy
~SuPeRnOvA~ || ;)
~SuPeRnOvA~ || saggy
~SuPeRnOvA~ || maggy
~SuPeRnOvA~ || daggy
~SuPeRnOvA~ || laggy
Der König, Om3n AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~SuPeRnOvA~ || jaggy
~SuPeRnOvA~ || haggy
~SuPeRnOvA~ || lol
Der König, Om3n you called me LAGY~!!!!!!
Der König, Om3n I MA NOT LAGGING!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || no
~SuPeRnOvA~ || ur sagging
~SuPeRnOvA~ || ;)
~SuPeRnOvA~ || lready
~SuPeRnOvA~ || ;)
Der König, Om3n lol
Der König, Om3n meanie... sniffle
~SuPeRnOvA~ || awwww
~SuPeRnOvA~ || *hugs*
Der König, Om3n lol
Der König, Om3n yay
Der König, Om3n *hug back*
~SuPeRnOvA~ || aww *blush n all that jazz *
~SuPeRnOvA~ || lol
~SuPeRnOvA~ || hhahahaha
Der König, Om3n i cantblush
Der König, Om3n jen calls me 'freak' :P
~SuPeRnOvA~ || !!!!! cho chweet!
Der König, Om3n >_<
Der König, Om3n HAHAHAHAHA
~SuPeRnOvA~ || *kicks*
Der König, Om3n im gonna take a nap
~SuPeRnOvA~ || yeah
~SuPeRnOvA~ || k
~SuPeRnOvA~ || me too in a bit
~SuPeRnOvA~ || lol
~SuPeRnOvA~ || bye
Der König, Om3n bbye!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || byeeee
Der König, Om3n donkeydribble
~SuPeRnOvA~ || merry nightmares
Der König, Om3n :)
~SuPeRnOvA~ || hyenapisss
Der König, Om3n goatdiahrrea
Der König, Om3n :P
~SuPeRnOvA~ || gasp !! elephantscroum
~SuPeRnOvA~ || eewwww
~SuPeRnOvA~ || lol
Der König, Om3n lol
Der König, Om3n gorillasphincter
~SuPeRnOvA~ || eep! orangutan lowerlip
~SuPeRnOvA~ || camelgums
Der König, Om3n digestedbanana
~SuPeRnOvA~ || warthogbums
~SuPeRnOvA~ || lol
Der König, Om3n pigletnose
~SuPeRnOvA~ || pigletnosehair
Der König, Om3n damn! i was gonna go for that next
Der König, Om3n piglet teeth tartar
Der König, Om3n maggotexcretement
~SuPeRnOvA~ || ok ok



and that ladies and gentlemen... was a very eventful conversation...
and it got all those creative juices flowing :P

yes... creative juices.. NOT procreative ... just plain creative. :)



sick minded people.



i have nothing more to say

:)

~King