Abusemania

i love starting abuse contests.. theyre so.... CREATIVE!
what follows in not for the weak of heart.

so heres....
me and nova just going at it :)
the bes parts of the convos.... with some mild editing for better understanding

Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
cow
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
bhains
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
BHAINS
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
MOOOOOOOOOOOO

Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus just sent you a Nudge!

~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
ullooo
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
gadhe
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
sand
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
lol
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
err
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
saaand
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
hahahhahaha
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
lol
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
GOAT
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
PORCUPINE!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
pedophile!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
necromaniac
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
narcissist!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
YES!!!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
PRICKLY PEAR!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
aaaaaaaargh!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
my mom calls me that!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
HAHAHAHAH
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
u jit jackpot!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
*staggers to the ground wounded*
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
you cumbersome cucumber!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
u UNcumbersome cucumber!! u....PINPRICK!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
HAHAHAHAHHAA
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
you cuckolding claustrophobic clown clot!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
TRUNIP
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
TURNIP
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
pincushion!!!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
u stale bloodclot,used condom, ergomanical lazy lump of corruption!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
gah!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
LMAO



Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
BUG
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
GUB
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
lol
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
thats a bug on its back!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
about to be sqyusihed
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
>_<
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
B|________________________|G
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
thats a bug... already squishyd
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
potatoe without eyes



~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
ack! WHY am i so crude today!!??
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
gah!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
lol you could blame it on me
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
bull w/o horns
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
*blames it on om3n*
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
fish w/o fins
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
lol
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
parrot w/o squack
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
sheep without wool
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
stallion w/o balls
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
turnip without root!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
lol damn
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
score 1
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
yeah
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
bunny without a tail
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
hugh hefner w/o playboy
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
SCORE 2!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
ha
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
thats just 'single'...
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
lame
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
huh?
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
yeah u
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
hmph
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
three legged sandra bullock!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
flat chested catherine zeta jones!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
bee without wings!

You have just sent a Nudge!

Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
and eyes on its arse!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
MOSQUITO W/O STINGER






Sam has been added to the conversation.

Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
mosquito infested leech!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
heylo
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
boobie snatcher!
Sam says:
omen infested supernovas!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
ack!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
wat!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
?
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
the hell was that supposed to imply
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
hehehe
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
lol
Sam says:
nothing
Sam says:
whatsoever
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
hahah
Sam says:
/runs off to costco
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
u mean
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
supernova infested omens
Sam says:
or that
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
ahhahahah
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
adlled brain
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
brains of a crushed flea
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
stomped on roach mooshies
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
brains of egg yolk
Sam says:
YELLOW
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
PEACH
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
five day old cigarette stubs floating in water
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
COW
Sam says:
no no, YELLOW
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
yellow?
Sam says:
followed by
Sam says:
PORN
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
who's yellow?
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
7 day old toiilet water
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
huh?
Sam says:
porn's yellow
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
uncle flushy's tissue paper!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
i thought its blue *feels dumb*
Sam says:
you mean
Sam says:
uncle rishi mcfluffy
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
uncle flushy's wart infested ass
Sam says:
our new name for him
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
>_<
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
cradle snatcher
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
HAHAHAAH
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
maggot!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
father of cain!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
maggot eater!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
SHEEP HUMPER
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
*getting biblical now*
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
dirty goat humper!









Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
PLAGUE
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
dengue
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
foul breath
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
tartar
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
!!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
FLEA PENIS
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
who me?
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
lol
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
since when did i have a penis
Sam says:
...
Sam says:
it was rishi
Sam says:
he told us you did
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
>_<
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
really
Sam says:
wait
Sam says:
i wasn't supposed to mention that
Sam says:
was i?
Sam says:
not that it matters
Sam says:
at this point






Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
bat fur!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
lol
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
bat breath
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
owls faeces
Sam says:
and with that
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
bat crap
Sam says:
i shall make my exit
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
beat u to that!
Sam says:
must go to costco
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
turnip turd!
Sam says:
COSTCO
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
wts that?
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
wait
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
bye sam
Sam says:
COOOOSTCOOOO







Sam says:
/gone

Sam has left the conversation.

~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
okay then
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
resuming where we let off
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
parrot faced gurad dog
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
lol
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
shall we dance?
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
....
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
yes indeedy we shall
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
i would love to
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
hehehe
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
PARROT FACED TURD GUARD
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
lmao
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
oh well
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
sea urchin disowned sucker
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
LOCUST BRAIN
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
octopussy disowned pussy!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
leech disowned sucker
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
cross between lice and termite
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
sewage treatment refuse!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
cross btw maggot and protozoa
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
the thing that lives in dirty underwear!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
untreated sewage!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
the dirty underwear








~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
plucked chicken
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
lol
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
deaf rabbit!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
rusted doorknob
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
earwaxed wabbit
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
headless screw
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
screwless head
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
the most tantalizing kind
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
not from me
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
>_<
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
gotcha
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
nah
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
it was a pleasant thought while it lasted
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
:P
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
sheesh
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
BEAR FART
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
*rolls eyes*
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
gotcha
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
hardly!
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
hard
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
since when did beAr fart become reason to score?







Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
mushy crouton
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
uncrisp crouton
Der König, Om3n - Line of Zeus says:
peed-in-soup
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
snotteyed in pasta
~SuPeRnOvA~ || fuNkY cUshiOnS!!! || says:
the snot is very green and very sticky






Der König, Om3n HAPPY DIWALI!!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || HAPPY DIWALI!!! egg headed faggpot!! :P
Der König, Om3n fag headed crap-pot
Der König, Om3n :P
~SuPeRnOvA~ || haha fag headed?? their heads are distinct?? oops ! i forot! they prolly give the best heads :)
Der König, Om3n LOL
Der König, Om3n HAHAHAHAHHAH
~SuPeRnOvA~ || ;)
~SuPeRnOvA~ || yeahhh baby
~SuPeRnOvA~ || ;)
Der König, Om3n you seem to know a lot about these fag-headed peoples
~SuPeRnOvA~ || oooh what're u holdin in that pic ;)
Der König, Om3n how come so?
Der König, Om3n :P
Der König, Om3n nothing
Der König, Om3n thats just my hand
Der König, Om3n and the shadow on my closet
~SuPeRnOvA~ || coz when ur talkin to one its good to pretend like u know a lot about em
~SuPeRnOvA~ || :)
Der König, Om3n >_< owch
~SuPeRnOvA~ || ^o)
~SuPeRnOvA~ || awww
~SuPeRnOvA~ || poor faggy
~SuPeRnOvA~ || ;)
~SuPeRnOvA~ || saggy
~SuPeRnOvA~ || maggy
~SuPeRnOvA~ || daggy
~SuPeRnOvA~ || laggy
Der König, Om3n AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~SuPeRnOvA~ || jaggy
~SuPeRnOvA~ || haggy
~SuPeRnOvA~ || lol
Der König, Om3n you called me LAGY~!!!!!!
Der König, Om3n I MA NOT LAGGING!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || no
~SuPeRnOvA~ || ur sagging
~SuPeRnOvA~ || ;)
~SuPeRnOvA~ || lready
~SuPeRnOvA~ || ;)
Der König, Om3n lol
Der König, Om3n meanie... sniffle
~SuPeRnOvA~ || awwww
~SuPeRnOvA~ || *hugs*
Der König, Om3n lol
Der König, Om3n yay
Der König, Om3n *hug back*
~SuPeRnOvA~ || aww *blush n all that jazz *
~SuPeRnOvA~ || lol
~SuPeRnOvA~ || hhahahaha
Der König, Om3n i cantblush
Der König, Om3n jen calls me 'freak' :P
~SuPeRnOvA~ || !!!!! cho chweet!
Der König, Om3n >_<
Der König, Om3n HAHAHAHAHA
~SuPeRnOvA~ || *kicks*
Der König, Om3n im gonna take a nap
~SuPeRnOvA~ || yeah
~SuPeRnOvA~ || k
~SuPeRnOvA~ || me too in a bit
~SuPeRnOvA~ || lol
~SuPeRnOvA~ || bye
Der König, Om3n bbye!
~SuPeRnOvA~ || byeeee
Der König, Om3n donkeydribble
~SuPeRnOvA~ || merry nightmares
Der König, Om3n :)
~SuPeRnOvA~ || hyenapisss
Der König, Om3n goatdiahrrea
Der König, Om3n :P
~SuPeRnOvA~ || gasp !! elephantscroum
~SuPeRnOvA~ || eewwww
~SuPeRnOvA~ || lol
Der König, Om3n lol
Der König, Om3n gorillasphincter
~SuPeRnOvA~ || eep! orangutan lowerlip
~SuPeRnOvA~ || camelgums
Der König, Om3n digestedbanana
~SuPeRnOvA~ || warthogbums
~SuPeRnOvA~ || lol
Der König, Om3n pigletnose
~SuPeRnOvA~ || pigletnosehair
Der König, Om3n damn! i was gonna go for that next
Der König, Om3n piglet teeth tartar
Der König, Om3n maggotexcretement
~SuPeRnOvA~ || ok ok



and that ladies and gentlemen... was a very eventful conversation...
and it got all those creative juices flowing :P

yes... creative juices.. NOT procreative ... just plain creative. :)



sick minded people.



i have nothing more to say

:)

~King