Procrastination Incorporated

Thursday, March 31, 2005

UCAUTION
IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP OM3N AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.




yeah... in the interest of YOUR safety :D muhahhaah

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

bl0gg3r r0x0rz j00 b0x3rzz!!11!oneone!1eleven

Ah.... Abercrombie. I'm proud (well, not really) of the fact that I own one of their shirts. Hey, it looks good, so what?!

I'm with you on this though, peoples' obsessions with brands here, especially when it comes to fashion can be really annoying. Personally, I think my BSOD t-shirt is a lot more fun than all the Abercrombies around.

A&F is really just a status symbol - like the iPod has become, overrated as it is and always has been. Why can't Apple just DIE already? For frell's sake....

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

blogger is behaving like a Shitpit >=(

i dont understand this "Abercrombie" fad in the US.... i recently came across a site where a buncha people have posted some profiles and half the women on there and even some of the guys have "Abercrombie" as their favourite things.... i mean... HUH??? and since it starts with an 'Ab...' it generally appears first on the list.

so anyone got a clue whts that great about "abercrombie & bitch... err ... fitch"?
it just annoys me when plebes start putting brand names as their favourite things.... tomorrow ill see ppl with "campbells tomato sauce" as their favourites. bah

anyway

i also dont get why blogger has suddenly decided to become slow as shit and also doesnt load pages for ages.. (wow that rhymed.)

anyway... more later.

~Om3n

**PS. eine poem auf deutsch im meinem blog.

Monday, March 28, 2005

Wake up.

You lazy bastards. Post something. I'm bored.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

What the frell?

That is wrong on just SO many levels it's not even funny. At first I thought the site was some kind of parody but it turns out it's not. In fact, they go as far as calling themselves 'objective'.

I don't even know WHERE to start.

Good fucking lord.

The sad part is, this is the very dogma that is fed to kids by 'religious' Christian conservative parents. Reeks of intolerance.

Sad. Really sad.


On a side note - did you know that SpongeBob SquarePants is gay?! James Dobson said so!

F-ing Lambuel

so.... this is Lambuel

well...Lambuel is a lamb who is devoted to God and knows that Jesus loves him a whole bunch!
so you know what? fuck lambuel!!!
because lambuel is a fucktard who tells me:
"
Hello! My name is Lambuel and I hope that we can be friends. I would like to share with you my love for Jesus. Did you know that Jesus loves each and every one of us? It's true! In the Bible, He says: "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life"... Isn't that COOL?!

My OBJECTIVE is JUST 4 KIDZ! The "z" is for "zealousness," 'cause Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm. I read in the Bible that He said: "As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent"... Let's do that!
"

well well well.... you know what? Lambuel can go hump JC if hes so hot for him...

you should all go to this site and have a GREAT laugh... (oh and dont miss out on the section about how dinosaurs are still alive,... its fucking hilarious)

apparently T-rex was "excited" when noah's ark came to save him... well... i would too if you sent me aboard a ship with the finest assortment of food available. :D
and T Rex is also apparently a tree-eater.... oooo, yummy trees... and i have BIG FUCKING 12INCH LONG TEETH TO EAT BEANS AND LEAVES RIGHT????

come fuck lambuel today



They mock (in no particular order) the:

a) Hindus




b) Atheists



c) Muslims (take your pick of the pictures available)

d) Evolutionists (im not even gonna bother pointing it out)

e) and COFFEE!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrr

NO FUCKING WONDER ATHEISTS HAVE VIOLENT FUCKING TENDENCIES TOWARDS CHRISTIAN MISSIONARIES
IF I COULD.... ID RIP OUT LAMBUELS HEART AND CRAM IT INTO HIS EYEBALLS >=D hahaha

who votes that we flood this site's email box with hate-hail and spam? im ALL up for it... really.


~THE FUCKING HELLSPAWN

Sunday, March 20, 2005

Honey! I'm home!

Back in Austin. Keyboard battery dead. Using onscreen keyboard. Sucks. Will post again after getting new batteries.

Who said Media wasn't fun?

*rishi..... do you acutally know any guys arund you? or do these women whisk you away to far off lands? cuz from what it seems... youre keeping a harem or sumthin over there..... :O im kinda begining to regret those bright bright flashes that endowed you with your "liquid pools of bleh"... yes im jealous :P

die scum :)*



Well a long time ago in a galaxy far far away lived a delusional writer by the name of rishi.Being the paragon of confusion,he wasn't left with many options after 12th grade.So much so that it was nearly a toss up between BBA&BScIT ,until he applied @ Jai Hind College for his actual choice of course.Bachelor's of Mass Media.With heady thoughts of ambtion forming in his whacked out mind he got through the ardrous selection process and everything was set except for one minor detail that caught his attention only during the orientation meeting....

Ratio of guys to gals is around 1:7.

w00tage!Who said mass media wasn't fun?

Oh yeah and i do know a few guys.Since we're endangered species we have something called BNO or Boys Night Out where we go chilling.

so....

Raddy turned out to be a friend of rishis..... and a girl at that....

ok.. now dont get your pants dirty about how im sexist and stuff... bcuz there are two things about her being a girl...

1- she has that very masculine randomness about her :D ... yes that was a stereotype... no i dont care what you think.

2- rishi..... do you acutally know any guys arund you? or do these women whisk you away to far off lands? cuz from what it seems... youre keeping a harem or sumthin over there..... :O im kinda begining to regret those bright bright flashes that endowed you with your "liquid pools of bleh"... yes im jealous :P

die scum :)

~Supreme Bashar, Om3n

Passing the Raddy Revisited!

looks at rishi... "do YOU know raddy?"
rishi-"damn right!" *

raddy is....


a bundle of rambled incoherency who reads discworld and believes that the world is hers to rule(watch out for root beer flowing from your taps as a sign of her arrival).Also a famed specialist of delusionality and spellcheck.She takes time out of her busy schedule to enlighten the rest of us by attending BMM,lol.

Oh and she's also known as dodo or Radhika

Saturday, March 19, 2005

WHOOOOOOO IIIIS.......... RADDY!!!! :D

well.... raddy,
youve been frequenting all out blogs.... but i havent been able to figure out who on earth you are..

so,..
lets play a game of passing he raddy....

*looks at sam.. "do YOU know raddy?"...
sam- "me? no! i thought he was YOUR friend!".... *looks at rishi... "do YOU know raddy?"
rishi-"MEE?????? NO! i thought YOU knew him!" *looks at Aeris "what about you?"
aeris-"i have a feeling medusa unleashed him upon all of us"
medusa- looks innocent and blinks

:D

anyway.... to answer your question raddy....

yeah... we talk to ourselves..
and i occasionally talk to the pink assasin-clowns in my closet... but only rarely.... they threaten me too much.


oh well.... it seems we do live up to our motto..... we procrastinate everything.... including posting.

and medusa's blog is like a dead zone now.... compared to the vibrant life and activity that used to swarm the pinkyblog countryside..... what a bad centurion.

so, pending eternal banishment to the depths of hell.... who is raddy??
oh well.... that banishment can be revoked by a Supreme Bashar... but only if he keep posting his randomness at the holy shrine of Pinkyblog too.....

Thou shalt be the gardener that stimulateth life (and fungus growth) in Pinkyblog!
Rejoice!!!! thou hast been spared!

time to go chat with the pink clown-assasins.... theyre making helluva racket, being all locked up in that closet and stuff.

~Supreme Bashar, Om3n

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

back again

tis good to be back.Project work is a bitch and so is procrastination.Let the games begin.

spam time!


Oh any one got their hands on project snowblind?

Sunday, March 06, 2005

I am a patient man...

Very patient.

Saturday, March 05, 2005

Interesting?

well... i wont argue in the least...
after all, i AM interesting.. even if a bit on the *ahem* wild side of humanity >_<

im about as cynical as sam is... but sam just puts more effort into it... if people find us interesting... then i'd call it the "my pet cat effect".... some people are inexplicably drawn towards the 'indifferent' type >_<.
in that.. sam might have the upper hand as he tends to reach the "my pet iguana effect" because he REELS IN those that are attracted to not just indifferent... but 'prickly' people too :P ROFL.

sorry sam... couldnt resist :P >_< (j/k lmao)

~Supreme Bashar, Om3n

Interesting friends?

I guess that would apply, given the extreme mainstream-ness that seems to be prevalent there. I have to admit I don't envy you.

Anyone else want a cookie?

Friday, March 04, 2005

Real Life Reprecussions...

weren't too bad.Infact anuya was smirking her invisible posterior off. She didn't maul ,maim or murder me as i expected.She ,along with the others ,wants to meet "rishi's interesting friends" whenever they show up ,lol.

That,and the fact that she didn't make the neccessary adjustments to transform her bulls to bullocks.

Blogspam count on her site: 73 comments on all posts.

Now if you excuse me,i got some sleep to catch up on.Working on a psychology project with 4 gals required a lot of attention ;).

*gone*

Thursday, March 03, 2005

I'll just say this

We're better than you are. And we're going to deface your blog.

Blog Kings

So... in other news...

Meudsaah just got... well the actual term according to various sources is "Blograped"... but i prefer to just say 'BlogSpammed'
although its not really spam because we are actually having a good discussion in there... not just repeatedly posting duplicate-posts.. in fact i dont think there was even one accidental double-post... out of the FIFTY EIGHT posts there.

Runs as of now...
Total Runs : 58

Om3n: 20
supernova: 17
Sam: 10
h3lios: 8
MeDuSaah: 2
Aeris: 1

not bad at all :)
sam, should we go and randomly conquer another blog?

oh well... we can always wait for rishi to post a link to a different blog >_< that way.. we can have the fun while rishi takes the shitcakes :P and the bullock carts.. and artillery :P

either way... i think this immensely enjoyable experience should be made a rite of passage... a ritual among new blog-owners
we could even attack selected blogs on the "latest blogs" column in the "dashboard" area of Blogger :P

>_<

think about it. and more suggestions are welcome...

~the heroic Supreme Bashar, Om3n

nerdy? who me?


I am nerdier than 67% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!


well.. i did that nerdy thing... and... *sigh*... its true... but who cares. i have no life anyway...
lol. i guess i could say.. "HA I BEAT YOU SAM".... but... nevermind

~Om3n

The Concept

The religious Shrine..... where the Concept of this blog was originally spawned in the minds of great thinkers.... yes... me and Sam..... PLEASE do pay your respects and show utmost devotion at .....
PinkyBlog

~Om3n

Edit: The original post is of little or no consequence. Scroll down to read the comments. All of them. -Sam

You will also be Digested. When we get down to it.


Probably even Regurgitated. But i dont want to think about that. Yet.

We are the blog

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. When we get around to it.