F-ing Lambuel
so.... this is Lambuel
well...Lambuel is a lamb who is devoted to God and knows that Jesus loves him a whole bunch!
so you know what? fuck lambuel!!!
because lambuel is a fucktard who tells me:
"
Hello! My name is Lambuel and I hope that we can be friends. I would like to share with you my love for Jesus. Did you know that Jesus loves each and every one of us? It's true! In the Bible, He says: "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life"... Isn't that COOL?!
My OBJECTIVE is JUST 4 KIDZ! The "z" is for "zealousness," 'cause Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm. I read in the Bible that He said: "As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent"... Let's do that!
"
well well well.... you know what? Lambuel can go hump JC if hes so hot for him...
you should all go to this site and have a GREAT laugh... (oh and dont miss out on the section about how dinosaurs are still alive,... its fucking hilarious)
apparently T-rex was "excited" when noah's ark came to save him... well... i would too if you sent me aboard a ship with the finest assortment of food available. :D
and T Rex is also apparently a tree-eater.... oooo, yummy trees... and i have BIG FUCKING 12INCH LONG TEETH TO EAT BEANS AND LEAVES RIGHT????
come fuck lambuel today
They mock (in no particular order) the:
a) Hindus
b) Atheists
c) Muslims (take your pick of the pictures available)
d) Evolutionists (im not even gonna bother pointing it out)
e) and COFFEE!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrr
NO FUCKING WONDER ATHEISTS HAVE VIOLENT FUCKING TENDENCIES TOWARDS CHRISTIAN MISSIONARIES
IF I COULD.... ID RIP OUT LAMBUELS HEART AND CRAM IT INTO HIS EYEBALLS >=D hahaha
who votes that we flood this site's email box with hate-hail and spam? im ALL up for it... really.
~THE FUCKING HELLSPAWN
well...Lambuel is a lamb who is devoted to God and knows that Jesus loves him a whole bunch!
so you know what? fuck lambuel!!!
because lambuel is a fucktard who tells me:
"
Hello! My name is Lambuel and I hope that we can be friends. I would like to share with you my love for Jesus. Did you know that Jesus loves each and every one of us? It's true! In the Bible, He says: "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life"... Isn't that COOL?!
My OBJECTIVE is JUST 4 KIDZ! The "z" is for "zealousness," 'cause Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm. I read in the Bible that He said: "As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent"... Let's do that!
"
well well well.... you know what? Lambuel can go hump JC if hes so hot for him...
you should all go to this site and have a GREAT laugh... (oh and dont miss out on the section about how dinosaurs are still alive,... its fucking hilarious)
apparently T-rex was "excited" when noah's ark came to save him... well... i would too if you sent me aboard a ship with the finest assortment of food available. :D
and T Rex is also apparently a tree-eater.... oooo, yummy trees... and i have BIG FUCKING 12INCH LONG TEETH TO EAT BEANS AND LEAVES RIGHT????
come fuck lambuel today
They mock (in no particular order) the:
a) Hindus
b) Atheists
c) Muslims (take your pick of the pictures available)
d) Evolutionists (im not even gonna bother pointing it out)
e) and COFFEE!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrr
NO FUCKING WONDER ATHEISTS HAVE VIOLENT FUCKING TENDENCIES TOWARDS CHRISTIAN MISSIONARIES
IF I COULD.... ID RIP OUT LAMBUELS HEART AND CRAM IT INTO HIS EYEBALLS >=D hahaha
who votes that we flood this site's email box with hate-hail and spam? im ALL up for it... really.
~THE FUCKING HELLSPAWN
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