Procrastination Incorporated

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Jesus loves you... and you should sexually fantasize about a half naked man hung from a cross too!

i love this post that jen found somewhere..
and yes i have the balls :)

====================================================

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying,

"Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work! to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....


Alright girls. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, repost it.

Men, repost this because you have balls

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Post your rig specs!

2.4B,533fsb
D865GBF Intel motherboard
2x512 DDR 400 Transcend Ram (Dual Channel)
XFX 6600GT AGP
40GB 7200rpm Seagate
Pioneer 108A DVD Burner
Toshiba DVD-Rom
Antec Super LAN Boy Casing
MS Optical Mouse and KB

WinXP,SP2.

So far it runs everything thrown at it.

At 1024x768.

High/Med detail,no AA or AF most of the time.

Serious Sam 2 demo @ 60 FPS :O!


So does anyone have anything worse or am i bottom of the food chain?

Post your rig specs.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Golb || bloG

im getting back to blogging slowly but surely

2 new posts

have fun bitches

~King

The Empire Strikes Back!

'm back.

Yes,i know you've missed me.

You don't have to say so,it's embarrassing.

Bowing down in reverence is just fine.

Now if you excuse me,i've some blogs to update.

-h3lios aka rishi

PS:DSL @ 256kbps is F-A-S-T .Way better than the ghey pseudo- cable connection.

(sam wipe that smirk of your face)

Now Listening To : Iron Maiden- The Wickerman

Monday, October 10, 2005

Ahem

New post on my blog.

Go here.